1 Are Contact Energy’s $90,000 donations to political parties:a) matter of concern for the company’s shareholders and therefore legitimate issue to be raised at an AGM.b) Mind your own business.
2 Do students have to get NCEA qualifications before they do Cuban course at Te Wananga o Aotearoa?
3 If ratings for Paul Holmes fall below ratings for Prime’s Brady Bunch programme would Pumpkin Patch consider sponsoring them both?
4 Take your pick. The recent ratification of the Kyoto Protocol shows New Zealand is member of the:a) Saviours of the planet brigade.b) Club for ineffectual goody-goodies.c) Neither of the above. It’s first step.
5 Is New Zealand Post considering outsourcing its snooping services to the SIS?
6 Wouldn’t the posties be bit conspicuous in their red uniforms?
7 Does the SIS head office need painting?
8 Should the nation’s senior managers mimic the New Zealand cricket team and adopt the Twenty20 dress code of the ’80s?
9 Wouldn’t all that beige dampen productivity?
10 Couldn’t we solve the obesity problem by insisting all fat people pay for their healthcare bills by carrying advertising on their stomachs?
